Friday, July 6, 2007

hillary 'hamrod'-'rodham'-clinton

fuck, that was too much fun. (it's generally known that only minutes after any woman of a tender age busts her hymen, she's rearing to start working her freshly breached vag for all it's worth.)

so, i've always told people (who ask, like my mother) that i have no intention of ever getting married on account of it's a primary form of hetero-patriarchal-capitalist oppression that, in any case, doesn't work out for 70% of the people who try it (or so the divorce statistics tell me).

but the real reason is that i'm saving myself for stephen colbert. i would marry that man right now. this is why.

3 comments:

Alysa said...

hahahaha. fucking amazing yo. i'm going to have to battle you for colbert though...um, you'll probably win (since you fight with a dictionary and all, ouch).

Josh said...

Sorry Ladies. He's mine.

Marisha said...

I'm not sure where you're getting your divorce stats, but I think it's lower (much lower) than 70%. Stop spending your time on the "save the family" and conservative websites.